{ "en": { "site.tagline": "Funny because it's true. Serious because it happened.", "site.intro": "Short tests about the patterns you only notice in hindsight.", "nav.tests": "Tests", "nav.about": "About", "nav.lang": "中文", "tests.title": "All tests", "tests.lead": "Free, no signup, about 3–4 minutes each. New tests are added regularly.", "card.take": "Start", "card.minutes": "{n} min", "card.questions": "{n} situations", "quiz.start": "Play her", "quiz.meta": "{n} situations · about {m} minutes · no signup, nothing leaves your phone", "quiz.continue": "Continue", "quiz.next": "Next", "quiz.back": "Back", "quiz.restart": "Start over", "quiz.progress": "Question {i} of {n}", "quiz.pick": "Pick the one that fits best. There is no wrong answer.", "quiz.loading": "Loading…", "quiz.notfound": "That test doesn't exist (yet).", "quiz.choose": "Which one are you?", "quiz.chooseLead": "Free, no signup, about four minutes each.", "quiz.browse": "See all tests", "result.eyebrow": "Your result", "result.of": "Result {i} of {n}", "result.match": "Match {pct}% · you chose it {hit} of the {n} times it came up", "result.matchBand": "Match {pct}% · you scored {total} of {max}", "result.spread.title": "How you scored across all {n}", "result.spread.body": "Every result is a ranking, not a switch. You reached for some of these far more than others — the shape of that spread is the finding.", "result.spread.lead": "Most of what you reached for", "result.grid.vivid": "Clear", "result.grid.weak": "Faint", "result.grid.here": "You are here", "result.grid.scenes": "{n} of {m} scenes", "result.report.eyebrow": "The part that isn't funny", "result.report.title": "Your report", "result.report.pages": "A {n}-page PDF, made for your result", "result.traits": "Trait breakdown", "result.locked.title": "You have the pattern. The report has the way out —", "result.locked.triad": "how it runs, what it costs you, and how to stop.", "result.locked.body": "Six chapters and a 14-day plan, written for this exact result rather than for everyone — plus the printable worksheet you keep.", "result.unlock": "Unlock the full report — $19", "result.unlockNote": "One-time purchase. Instant download. No subscription.", "result.refund": "Not for you? One email within thirty days, and the money comes back.", "result.unlock.owned": "Open my report", "result.unlockNote.owned": "Your purchase is already linked on this device — no second payment.", "result.deep.eyebrow": "One last thing", "result.deep.count": "{i} of {n} answered", "result.deep.gate": "Answer all three — the button opens when they're in.", "result.makeCard": "Make a shareable card", "result.cardAgain": "Make it again", "result.cardLoading": "Drawing your card…", "result.cardFailed": "The card couldn't be drawn here. Try the copy button instead.", "result.saveCard": "Save image", "result.social": "Share to…", "result.cardHint": "Long-press or right-click to save. Sized for stories and pins.", "result.cardGot": "YOUR TYPE", "result.cardMatch": "{pct}%", "result.cardMatchLabel": "HOW MUCH NARCISSIST", "result.cardNameCaption": "What she trained you to be best at", "result.cardQuoteEyebrow": "Her greatest hit:", "result.cardInvite": "Now you try. She's easy — you've had years of practice.", "result.cardCta": "deadpan.example/t/{slug}", "result.cardCtaLite": "deadpan.example/lite", "result.cardMeta": "{n} minutes · no sign-up · nothing leaves your phone", "result.restart": "Take it again", "result.restartNote": "Different answers land on a different result, and the report follows you there — one purchase covers it.", "result.share": "Copy a shareable line", "result.copied": "Copied", "result.copyManual": "Press Ctrl+C to copy", "result.next": "Take another test", "result.disclaimer": "This is a self-reflection tool, not a diagnosis. It cannot tell you what anyone else is, and it is not a substitute for professional support.", "result.warm": "Before the rest of it, one thing that isn't a joke.\n\nYou didn't guess your way through act one. You recognised it. Somewhere in those fifteen questions you heard a sentence you have been not-answering your whole life.\n\nThat was never a flaw. It was a skill — learned early, in a house where reading the room was how you stayed safe. It worked. That is exactly why it is so hard to put down.\n\n**The report is what happens next: how the pattern runs, what it has been costing you, and what to do instead.**", "signup.head.lite": "Want the rest of it?", "signup.note.lite": "One email, then a short note now and then. No spam \u2014 you can leave any time.", "signup.head.full": "Not ready to buy?", "signup.say.full": "Leave your address and we'll email you a short report on this pattern \u2014 what it looks like, three things it explains, and three things that help \u2014 yours to keep.", "signup.note.full": "No spam. One email now, an occasional note when something new is ready \u2014 one click to leave.", "footer.about": "About", "footer.privacy": "Privacy", "footer.terms": "Terms", "footer.disclaimer": "Disclaimer", "footer.rights": "All rights reserved.", "footer.contact": "Contact", "common.breadcrumb.home": "Home", "lang.switched": "Language switched." }, "zh": { "site.tagline": "好笑是因为它真实，沉重是因为它发生过。", "site.intro": "短测试：那些往往要回头看才认得出的模式。", "nav.tests": "全部测试", "nav.about": "关于", "nav.lang": "EN", "card.take": "开始", "card.minutes": "{n} 分钟", "card.questions": "{n} 个情境", "quiz.start": "我来演她", "quiz.meta": "{n} 个情境 · 约 {m} 分钟 · 无需注册，作答不出本机", "quiz.continue": "继续", "quiz.next": "下一题", "quiz.back": "上一题", "quiz.restart": "重新开始", "quiz.progress": "第 {i} 题 / 共 {n} 题", "quiz.pick": "选最接近你的那一个，没有对错。", "quiz.loading": "加载中…", "quiz.notfound": "这个测试还不存在。", "quiz.choose": "你是哪一种？", "quiz.chooseLead": "免费、不用注册，每个大约四分钟。", "quiz.browse": "查看全部测试", "result.eyebrow": "你的结果", "result.of": "第 {i} 种 / 共 {n} 种", "result.match": "匹配度 {pct}% · 这个模式出现 {n} 次，你选了 {hit} 次", "result.matchBand": "匹配度 {pct}% · 得分 {total}／{max}", "result.spread.title": "你在这 {n} 个方向上的分布", "result.spread.body": "结果是一张排名，不是一个开关。有些方向你伸手的次数远多于另一些——这个形状本身才是发现。", "result.spread.lead": "你伸手最多的方向", "result.grid.vivid": "清晰", "result.grid.weak": "模糊", "result.grid.here": "你在这里", "result.grid.scenes": "{n} / {m} 个场景", "result.report.eyebrow": "不好笑的那一部分", "result.report.title": "你的报告", "result.report.pages": "一份为你的结果定制的 {n} 页 PDF", "result.traits": "倾向分布", "result.locked.title": "你已经拿到了这个模式。出路在报告里——", "result.locked.triad": "它怎么运转、一直在让你付出什么、怎么停下来。", "result.locked.body": "六个章节加一份 14 天计划，为你这个结果而写，不是写给所有人的——外加那份可以打印、可以一直留着的记录表。", "result.unlock": "解锁完整报告 — $19", "result.unlockNote": "一次买断，即时下载，没有订阅。", "result.refund": "不满意？三十天之内说一声，钱原路退回。", "result.unlock.owned": "打开我的报告", "result.unlockNote.owned": "这台设备已带着你的授权码——不会再扣一次款。", "result.deep.eyebrow": "最后一件事", "result.deep.count": "已答 {i}／{n}", "result.deep.gate": "三题答完，按钮自己会打开。", "result.makeCard": "生成一张可分享的结果卡", "result.cardLoading": "正在生成你的卡片…", "result.cardFailed": "卡片没能画出来，试试旁边的复制按钮。", "result.saveCard": "保存图片", "result.social": "分享到…", "result.cardAgain": "再生成一次", "result.cardHint": "长按或右键即可保存。尺寸适配快拍与 Pin。", "result.cardGot": "你拿到的是", "result.cardMatch": "匹配度 {pct}%", "result.cardMatchLabel": "自恋程度", "result.cardNameCaption": "你最擅长扮演的那一套", "result.cardQuoteEyebrow": "她的经典台词：", "result.cardInvite": "轮到你了。她很好演——你已经练了很多年。", "result.cardCta": "deadpan.example/t/{slug}", "result.cardCtaLite": "deadpan.example/lite", "result.cardMeta": "{n} 分钟 · 不用注册 · 答案不会离开你的手机", "result.restart": "再做一次", "result.restartNote": "换一组答案会落到另一个结果，报告也跟着重写——买一次就够。", "result.share": "复制一句可分享的话", "result.copied": "已复制", "result.copyManual": "按 Ctrl+C 复制", "result.next": "再看看别的测试", "result.disclaimer": "这是一个自我觉察工具，不是诊断。它无法判断别人是什么样的人，也不能替代专业支持。", "result.warm": "接下来的部分，有一件事不是玩笑。\n\n第一幕你不是猜过去的，你是认出来的。那十五个问题里，有一个句子，你一辈子都在回避作答。\n\n那从来不是毛病，是一项技能——很早就学会了，在一个只要读懂气氛才能安全的地方。它有用。也正因为有用，才最难放下。\n\n**报告要讲的，就是接下来怎么办：这个模式怎么运转、一直在让你付出什么、以及可以换成什么。**", "footer.about": "关于", "footer.privacy": "隐私", "footer.terms": "条款", "footer.disclaimer": "免责声明", "footer.rights": "保留所有权利。", "footer.contact": "联系", "common.breadcrumb.home": "首页", "lang.switched": "语言已切换。" } }